How the fuck does this 39 year old man look better than half the girls in my school
*I'm an everything blog*
blink-182, Sleeping with Sirens, Of Mice and Men, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, Sum 41, Man Overboard, Fall Out Boy, Muse, A Day to Remember, Panic! at the Disco, Grouplove, Pierce the Veil, Sublime, 3OH!3, Mod Sun, Young the Giant, Foster the People, Marina and the Diamonds, Lily Allen, McFly, Green Day, and Lana Del Rey
I love Doctor Who, American Horror Story, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Marvel, David Tennant, Michael Cera, John Barrowman, food, cats with squished faces, movies, and music.
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
he just wanted to learn
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
I CANT RIGHT NOW
Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”
Then watch them crash and burn
"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."
"I don’t get it."
"What’s not to get."
"Why would she make you a sandwich?"
"Because… She’s a girl."
"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"
"I can make myself a sandwich."
"Cool, go make me one too."
[Smooth Criminal plays]
which country has the most birds
thats a language
don’t you mean nice redovery
turkey, how did we miss turkey
Twelfth doctor au in which the new doctor’s language is a bit more colorful than past regenerations’.
Clara: I’ve made a huge mistake.